email of the day pt.2

Laissez le bon temps rouler!! Happy Mardi Gras beeyatches!

In a continuation of the email of the day posts, here's pt.2. Those blokes from down under are sure nice folks.

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Good day fine gentleman. I hail from a country in the Southern Hemisphere called Australia (ô-strlya). I like candlelit dinners, long walks on the beach and buck-o-nine. I am writing because i'm bored and the internet has run out of porn. My fellow Australians and I were wondering when you sexy bitches were thinking of coming back to our great land!! I will offer you a used PEZ dispenser and my old yoyo if you take up this offer.

Yours faithfully

Mathew Fawcett

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Dear Mathew, Thanks for the offer. I'm glad you find us sexy and everything but we aren't into PEZ. Hope to see you soon anyway. Make sure you have a case of VB ready cuz when we come into town the boddle shops get mighty nervous. Peace out...