email of the day pt.2
Laissez le bon temps rouler!! Happy Mardi Gras beeyatches!
In a continuation of the email of the day posts, here's pt.2. Those blokes from down under are sure nice folks.
Good day fine gentleman. I hail from a country in the Southern Hemisphere called Australia (ô-strlya). I like candlelit dinners, long walks on the beach and buck-o-nine. I am writing because i'm bored and the internet has run out of porn. My fellow Australians and I were wondering when you sexy bitches were thinking of coming back to our great land!! I will offer you a used PEZ dispenser and my old yoyo if you take up this offer.
Dear Mathew, Thanks for the offer. I'm glad you find us sexy and everything but we aren't into PEZ. Hope to see you soon anyway. Make sure you have a case of VB ready cuz when we come into town the boddle shops get mighty nervous. Peace out...